Cobblestone

I'm at a slightly trendy chain restaurant eating a salad and eavesdropping on my neighbors.  The approximately-10-year-old boy asked his mom what a cobblestone was (the name of the baked good they were sharing).  She thought for a second and explained that it was a cover.  "You know how some people have a cobblestone driveway?"  ---Argh!

That Mr. Lincoln... ahead of his time!

Duh?

College graduates with degrees in higher-demand fields had lower unemployment rates upon graduation than other students.


This was an actual news item.  Journalism ain't what it used to be!